The Zep members writing lonely hearts ads:
I'm looking for a babe with long black wavy hair. To be honest, hair doesn't matter. Just babe. She has to like lemons and playing with my hair. Please call me, babe.
Wanted: teenage virgin for satanic rituals and romantic walks on the beach. Wait, ignore the first part. Bring Jack Daniel's. P.S.: I'm a nice guy
Hello ladies, I'm looking for someone to fill my lonely hours with, by having deep conversations about music. Please don't lose my number and call me tomorrow
I can’t believe the day is finally here; today I’ll finally be seeing Bon Jovi live. I know it’s not the dream line up, and I know they will be playing more of their recent songs, which isn’t to everyone’s taste. But I’ve been waiting for this day since I was little.
As a kid I’d completely immerse myself in dad’s music collection - my favourite gem being Slippery When Wet. I used to put on the cassette, and played it as loud as I dared, using the couches as a stage so I could perform the album in its entirety to my adoring fans (aka a border collie who conveniently liked dosing on the rug near the couch. And one a really good day, my cat would wonder in). That couch is now broken from one too many drops to my knees during my overly animated guitar solos, and my beloved fans have long passed away. But I’ll always have the music, and that album will always take me back to those wonderful, simple days. I will never forget the joy Bon Jovi has given me.
have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it
not in a suicidey way
more of a “if a killer clown broke into my house right now, would jumping out the window be a reasonable escape plan” way
why isn’t society more interested in the real and terrible threat that is killer clowns
Because the Winchesters deal with them.
dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?
I love how the Ood is like ‘Dammit translator ball!’ and just hits it
This is why I really, really love the Ood.
Favorite Doctor Who scene.
The most misunderstood creatures in the fandom…
I love what Who did with the Angels and the Ood.
They’ve taken something that people would automatically want to trust, an angel, and made them creepy as fuck.
And they’ve taken a thing that people would automatically respond to the visual of with revulsion and fear, and made them the sweetest, most peaceful creatures in the universe.
If that’s not the best “looks can be deceiving” ever done I don’t know what is.
I guess you could say they’re misunderstOOD.
(Source: retlawdisigny, via jimmypageshurdygurdy)
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Artist: The Kinks
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L-O-L-A Lola, la la la la Lola
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